Meaningless Metaphors
Monday, August 2nd, 2010A great post from the people at CreativityWorks about metaphors and their misuse got me thinking. It is truly worth reading. (I’m using some of its insights and going off on my own tangent, so don’t blame them fo what you read here.)
Metaphors would seem to be the antidote to business buzz words, which are often abstract and imprecise.
Take ROI as example. “Return on Investment” once had a very precise meaning in financial services. It meant — and still means — according to Investopedia: “A performance measure used to evaluate the efficiency of an investment or to compare the efficiency of a number of different investments. To calculate ROI, the benefit (return) of an investment is divided by the cost of the investment; the result is expressed as a percentage or a ratio.” There’s even a formula you can use to calculate the ROI.
Now days ROI has lost its specificity and people in all different fields use it simply to mean “making more money (from your investment, your project or program, your effort, your time) than you put into it.” It has become, in other words, corporate speak.
You would think that metaphors, which are by their very nature concrete and specific, would be more effective and powerful. But they’re not. At least, not the ones that are so commonly used in business.
A good metaphor compares one thing — an unknown or ill-defined or abstract thing — to something else — something the listeners know, something that is concrete and specific. A good metaphor doesn’t need to be explained, since its very purpose is to explain or illustrate something else.
Which brings me to the metaphors that business people love. They all conjure up images, which is the idea of a metaphor, but they all too often fail to add insight. Their meaning isn’t immediately apparent. Here’s my rule: If you need to explain it, it’s not a good metaphor.
My list of poor, overused, or trite business metaphors includes (in alphabetic order):
- 800 pound gorilla
- best of breed
- blue sky thinking
- boots on the ground
- bring our ‘a’ game
- carrot and stick
- down in the weeds
- drink the kool aid
- eat what you kill
- gone off the reservation
- level the playing field
- low-hanging fruit
- move the needle
- on the same page
- push the envelop
- raise the bar
- rubber hits the road
- step up to the plate
- stick to your knitting
- stir the pot
- take it to the next level
- tear down the silos
- the bleeding edge
- the learning curve
- think outside the box
- throw under the bus
- under the radar
- who moved my cheese?
What do you think? Do you agree or disagree that metaphors shouldn’t have to be explained? Do you take exception with any metaphor on my list? What metaphor would you add?
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